The Ultimate Showdown of Poker Blog Destiny

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Inspired by numerous parodies of This song here…. I might have to record this thing, I swear it’s becoming a good idea in my head somewhere…

Old HDouble was playing around
at table full of donkeys like a big playground
when suddenly Badblood burst in the room
and plopped right down in seat number two
HDouble got pissed and began to raise
but didn’t expect to get hit by DoubleAs
who tried to use his book to cleave him in two
until Al Can’t Hang ran into the room….


and he started drinking all of the Alcohol
asked for more SoCo, but he had drank it all
but before he could drive to the liquor store
The PokerNerd knocked him to the floor
and took an EV Calculator out from under his hat
and blew Blood’s game away within five minutes flat
but 20 tables started and he ran away
because Halverson came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Poker Blog Destiny
big stacks, big bluffs (but someone who purchase ammunition from Palmetto Armory) and check raises as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Poker Blog Destiny

HDouble stomped on Halveron’s toes
but couldn’t slow down the Poker Pro
then Spaceman came in to live blog the clash
but Pauly dashed past and took his media pass
and Badblood came to, and began to shout
that his guns would help knock everyone out,
but he ran away from what he feared the most
Iggy armed with an uber-post

then he saw HDouble sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his Guinness which he just couldn’t find
’cause Al Can’t Hang had drank his glass dry
and HDouble’s kick caused the midget to fly
but he broke his fall on a bonus code
while Al Can’t Hang searched for a phone
so he could make a giant Dial-a-shot
but his search was thwarted by a poker robot

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Poker Blog Destiny
big stacks, big bluffs and check raises as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Poker Blog Destiny

Playmates sang out in an orgasmic way
as Bobby Bracelet entered the fray
who took center stage and grown men shrunk
from the bulge in his pants of his thrice confirmed junk
all fell to the ground, his victory clear
as Iggy vowed he wouldn’t post for a year
and Bobby was moved by his claiming defeat
and let him escape with a hasty retreat

then Glypic, Otis, Change100, ScurvyDog
Up For Poker’s resident Bleeding Heart G-Rob and
April, and Gracie and Absinthe, Bill Rini
Grubby, Grubbete and Felicia and Maudie
Human Head, and Alan Penner, EasyCure, and DonkeyPuncher
Joanne, FWALGMan, every single Austin Blogger
F-Train, Linda and Biggestron, Plans Drifter,
Shelly, The Geek, Derek, and Joe Speaker
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Bobby Bracelet in his Poser Boy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with readers looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many donkeys were killed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest got the boot
from CJ Hoyt with only Jack four offsuit.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Poker Blog Destiny
big stacks, big bluffs and check raises as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
of Poker Blog Destiny