It’s Too Bad Poker Is A Terrible Kisser
williamscottmcmillan: FROM AN UNNAMED SOURCE “the next time you talk/chat with april, do ask her about her prospective boyfriend from denver.
the IT nerd who is about as funny as steve urkel.
she’ll thank you for it.”
thisisnotapril: Dude, he doesn’t drink or gamble
thisisnotapril: It ain’t happening
williamscottmcmillan: sad sad sad.
thisisnotapril: I have my standards
thisisnotapril: HE GOES TO VEGAS FOR THE SHOWS
williamscottmcmillan: sounds like a damn mormon
thisisnotapril: You’d never let me date someone like that
williamscottmcmillan: fucking loser
williamscottmcmillan: he will die alone with cats
thisisnotapril: He has a dog actually
williamscottmcmillan: yeah the dog will leave him for someone that has
more fun… he is dying alone with cats
thisisnotapril: And when I said I was cold, he did not offer me his coat
thisisnotapril: Major faux paus when dealing with a southern woman
thisisnotapril: Rest assured, all applicants who pass the initial
screening will go through a secondary screening from you
williamscottmcmillan: WELL AT LEAST YOU GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY
williamscottmcmillan: POKER WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU A COAT