Conversation of the Day

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This week the girls joined me at the bar:

“I like the guy in the black t-shirt over by the wall.”
“They’re both wearing black t-shirts.”
*shrug* “Whatev”

Dear Kris Brown:

Thank you for winning us that game today. It sure would have been sad to lose to the winless Dolphins, especially with them literally having a lemon at QB. You’re the best.