Applications Now Being Accepted

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…for the Baby Dream Team. Get on board now people! The official ruling is in and Baby is indeed a boy and the arm muscles are looking strong. We’re going to need a lawyer, a scout, a personal assistant, a trainer, someone to keep me out of trouble at the ballpark, and a stats guru. Sign up now; I figure you’ll have about 14 years before things get really busy.

Alternatively, you can start taking prop bets for how long before he breaks his Aunt April’s heart and decides to play football instead. [Though, quarterback? I would never ever object to.]

Now if you’ll excuse me, my credit card needs to get reacquainted with the MLB.com servers.